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April 11th, 2007, 1:10 am

vielen danke

Many thanks to Alvaro over at Blues Hat for his mad crazy skills with getting my sketchy musings scanned in. Go read Blues Hat. It is teh awesome.

March 23rd, 2007, 3:58 pm


So, yeah, you probably already know that I'm supposed to be moving back to the 'Ville. But I'm still up here in the land of frozen coldness.

BUT! At least there will be DFB updates. Kind of. Well, updates in a very MSPaint-y fashion, anyway. See, my computer is in the back of my truck, which is at the mechanics...and that means I'm on the Mancritter's computer. Which does not have Gimp. And my scanner is not hooked up. So you will have to make do with MSPaint for now. Many apologies.

And now, the cartoonist needs feeding. Ta ta.

January 11th, 2007, 3:59 am


You'll have to pardon me if the text in today's comic is unreadable.

January 7th, 2007, 1:04 am

No, seriously.

As you can see from the title of today's strip, this segment of the story arc actually did happen to someone, except that the events were slightly different. A friend of mine was dating this guy who was, regrettably, one of the sleaziest manwhores of all time (which she wasn't aware of, somehow, until after this sordid little event). At any rate, he was always pestering her to let him pay her a little "lip service", so to speak, in hopes that it'd get him closer to getting into her pants. Finally, after weeks and weeks of this, she said "yes" to shut him up. (keep in mind this was during high school, when most of us were still kind of freaked out by the whole sex "thing".)

...Well, she fell asleep. And no, he never noticed. To this day, the guy in question has no idea that she dozed off due to his lack of skills as a cunning linguist.

January 3rd, 2007, 1:48 am


You'll have to pardon the delay between comic updates. I sort of have one of those much-discussed "life" things that we all thought were a's a total shock to me.

Giftymas was great fun.

I have nothing of real interest to say here.

December 12th, 2006, 1:51 am

Back again

You, my few but loyal fans, undoubtedly noticed the PSA about deaths in the family.

Charlie and Foxtrot, the Miniature Giant Space Ferrets of Doom, are no more.

Life is moving on. Hey look, I posted a comic.

December 2nd, 2006, 1:48 am

let's do the time warp agaaaain!

So, in this strip, Zoe is obviously having a flashback. This flashback story arc is based on events that actually happened to someone I know. All names are changed to protect the not-so-innocent. Also, to protect me against potential lawsuits, since I am broke as hell.

In case you're curious, Lia is based on one of my very dearest friends from high school. :D Said friend is crazy addicted to WoW. The fun part about this story arc is going to be giving cameos to old friends. Hooray!

Also, my high school really did have the obnoxious color scheme depicted in this strip. Go Green Wave. They should have stuck with the Fighting Pinecone mascot.

November 30th, 2006, 5:38 pm

hee hee!

Today's comment was inspired by something I overheard my coworkers discussing. Apparently, a disgruntled killer whale bit its trainer. My thought was, what if this was the whale's way of expressing its utter dissatisfaction with its chosen career path? Maybe, for killer whales, entertaining tourists is the job equivalent of flipping burgers at McDonald's for life. Since they haven't got opposable thumbs or fax machines to demolish, they're stuck expressing their fury by biting their trainers. Ah, the things I ponder.

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